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1) God Farther Smurf - The leader of
this morbid smurf village. If any smurf has a problem, they can
count on him... For a price.
2) Psycho Smurf - Is known to crack
for no apparent reason. Usually found on the tallest building taking
aim at other smurfs with his sling-shot.
3) Pyro Smurf - He walks around the
village holding a lighter in front of his eyes. If there’s ever a
fire in the village, you can bet he’s to blame.
4) Nympho Smurfette - Let’s just say
she’s not as pristine as Smurfette.
5) Clepto Smurf - He walks into a
room, and always walks out with something new.
6) Disgruntled Smurf - Usually found
near Psycho Smurf in the tower.
7) Homey Smurf - One of the less
known green smurfs. He is also known to ware his pant’s very low and
his hat backwards.
8) Grunge Smurf - He has that ripped
jeans and flannel look going on.
9) Hippie Smurf - He wares a bandanna
instead of a hat. Also he tie-dies everything he owns, including his
shoes.
10) Nudist Smurf - Self Explanatory.
11) A.S. (Acronym Smurf) - Speaks in
techno-babble. No smurf wants to talk to him very long.
12) Narc Smurf - The tattle-tale of
the village.
13) NYPD Smurf - He likes to show his
ass to everyone he sees.
14) Mighty Morphin Smurf - He runs
around in a cheep costume, while trying to fight the bad guys with
out using violence. He is a terrible influence of this villages
young.
15) Trekkie Smurf - He always has on
a star trek T-shirt. He always manages to relate even the most
typical thing to star trek.
16) Axle Smurf - He is the leader of
the local smurf band "Gargamel and the evil magicians".
17) Dirty Old Smurf - He is the
oldest smurf in this village. He also can’t keep his hands to
himself.
18) Sleazy Smurfette - Wares the bare
minimum of clothing, as far as smurfs go, and also hits on every
smurf male in the village.
19) Queer Smurf - He came out of the
closet a long time ago.
20) Long Time Male Companion Smurf -
He lives with Queer Smurf.
21) Lesbo Smurfette - Same as Queer
Smurf, except she is more accepted in the village than he ever was.
22) Sadist Smurf - He has more scars
than this forest has trees.
23) Pagan Smurf - Stays in his hut a
lot of the time. Comes out every once in a while to replenish his
dragonfly blood supply.
24) Anal Retentive Smurf - He is the
most anal smurf in the village.
25) Mestoffelies Smurf - He is also
known as "the devil smurf" because of his appearance, and his evil
attitude. He has been known to "help out" the godfather every once
in a while.
26) Counterfeit Smurf - He is
actually a chipmunk in disguise.
27) Yuppie Smurf - He drives a BMW
(Brown Milk Wagon), and just has that attitude about himself.
28) Double "O" Smurf - He is the
secret agent smurf of the village. He walks around talking into his
lapel and looking suspicious.
29) Raunchy Smurf - He smells really
bad.
30) Tight Wad Smurf - He’s always
grouchy.
31) Shell Shock Smurf - If he hears a
loud noise he will drop behind cover and pull out his knife, and
usually scream "come out you commie bastards and fight like smurfs!"
32) Hyper Hypo Smurf - If he gets
some chocolate he goes nuts.
33) V.D. Smurf - He has every V.D.
known. All the smurfettes stay away from him.
34) Ditsy Smurfette - She doesn’t
know any better. She never gets what anybody says to her.
35) Wink Smurfendale - The game show
host smurf. He’s always smiling and announcing your entrance.
36) Gluttony Smurf - Never has enough
of whatever he’s doing at that moment.
37) Alien Abtucty Smurf - He’s always
exactly one hour late for every meeting or appointment he has, and
he never remembers where he was for that hour.
38) Albino Smurf - He is the only all
blue smurf known. (I.e. Blue shirt, blue shoes, blue hat, blue eyes)
39) Count Smurfula - He only comes
out at night. He also talks with a Transilvanian accent.
40) Confucius Smurf - He is the
wisest smurf in the village. If asked he will give you a parable for
any situation.
41) Phonics Smurf - He is constantly
pronouncing things out.
42) Paleolithic Smurf - He is the
missing smurf link. He has a protruding brow ridge, and walks around
grunting loudly.
43) Pimp Smurf - He controls all of
his Smurfette bitches.
44) Wino Smurf - He sits in the
alleyways and drinks out of a bottle in a brown bag. His clothes are
torn and ragged and he wares a dirty stocking cap instead of a white
hat.
45) Phobic Smurf - He runs around the
village frightened and scared of everything.
46) Mortician Smurf - He is the
strangest smurf in the village. He sits around and weights for
another smurf, or anything, to die.
47) Invalid Smurf - He was
lobotomized when he was very little. Now he just sits around and
drools on himself.
48) Ninja Smurf - He wares a black
smurf ninja suit, and sneaks around everywhere.
49) Jack of all Smurf’s - He can do
anything, but he just can’t do it well.
50) The Well Endowed Smurf - The
smurfettes love him. Need I say more.
51) Rabbi Smurfmann - The Jewish
smurf. He wares a Yamika instead of a white hat. Also he speaks
fluent Hebrew, all the time.
52) Afro Smurf - Another one of the
green smurfs. He doesn’t ware a white hat because of his apple high
afro.
53) Surgically Altered Smurfette -
She has the largest Smurfette cleavage in the village. The other
smurfs love it.
54) Cyber Smurf - He was surgically
altered at birth. He is now a smurf Robo Cop.
55) Cajun Smurf - He speaks with a
deep Cajun accent, and loves his food "Cajun style".
56) Amish Smurf - He rejects all
technology. He lives just outside the village and cultivates the
urban wasteland that other smurfs have forgotten.
57 -58) Bob & Bob The Redundant Smurf
Twins - They are identical smurf twins. No one can tell the
difference between the two.
59) Fidget Smurf - He can’t sit
still. He’s always, well, fidgeting.
60) Zombie Smurf - He was killed over
one hundred seasons ago in a freak smurf ball accident in the old
village. A long forgotten smurf magician brought him back to this
world, but he wasn’t exactly alive.
61) Bobbit Smurf - Well that’s quite
obvious. He’s just not the smurf he used to be.
62) Homely Smurfette (She’s not fat
she’s just big boned) - The largest Smurfette in existence. Also she
is a first cousin of Papa Smurf’s.
63) Politically Correct Smurf - He’s
always speaking in perfectly political correctness. Unfortunately
he’s so vague about what he’s actually talking about, that no one
understands him.
64) Thrasher Smurf - He’s another
member of "Gargamel and the evil Magicians".
65) Mr. Smurfelupicus - A very fuzzy,
possibly imaginary, smurf. No smurf has actually seen him.
66) G-Smurf - He’s another one of the
green smurfs.
67) Second Cousin Smurf - He’s from
another village somewhere across the forest. He shows up at the
worst time and stays the season.
68) Inbred Smurf - He was conceived
by papa smurf and Homely Smurfette.
69) Whipper Snapper Smurf - The only
small smurf in this village.
70) Gomer Smurf - The local law
enforcement in the village. Although he isn’t very bright.
71) Promiscuous Smurf - His goal in
life is to smurf every Smurfette in the village.
72) Monotonous Smurf (Sister of Bob &
Bob the redundant twin Smurf’s) - She just finishes out a very large
family.
73) Impotent Smurf - If there is any
smurf who can make the smurfettes cry, it’s him.
74) Procrastinating Smurf - He never
gets anything done. It’s always tomorrow.
75) Smurfaholic - He just can’t get
enough smurf berry juice.
76) Walleye Smurf - He walks, smack,
into everything.
77) Cardiac Smurf - He isn’t very
old, however, he can’t walk over ten apples before he collapses with
another heart attack.
78) Clueless Smurf - He doesn’t know
any better. He was found wandering the forest with a massive head
wound. He’s never been able to remember much for a long time.
79) Perky Smurfette - Well she’s just
perky all the time. It’s sickening.
80) Oppressed Smurf - He just can’t
ever get his own way. No matter what. He won’t be made happy by
anything, it’s smurf law.
81) Todum Smurf - He is the local
native smurfian. He is kind of a witch doctor.
82) Pestilent Smurf - He never leaves
his hut. He’s probably the most disgusting smurf in the village.
83) Bubonic Smurf - He always try’s
to leave his hut, but he is under guard because he would infect the
entire forest if he got out.
84) Epileptic Smurf - He looks like
every other smurf, but when you least expect it, he goes into an
epileptic fit.
85) cixelsyD frumS - Well he’s
dyslexic. He can’t help it.
86) Marsupial Smurf - He is the only
smurf with a pouch.
87) Morbid Smurf - He always has to
point out the worst possible scenario in any situation, and if there
is none, then he makes one up.
88) Taxidermy Smurf - He sits around
and waits for Mortician Smurf to finish, then he gets to take over.
89) The Smurf Who Say’s "Nee" - He
walks around and says the forbidden word "nee" to every smurf he
sees.
90) Scitzo Smurf - He walks around
doing things and blaming them on "Those damn voices".
91-101) Drone Smurfs - Every smurf
village has to have these guys.
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